I used to have quite bad luck getting into weird altercations
One time I was walking out of the door of a pub, quite happily, when a woman I'd never seen before stepped out in front of me and punched me in the face as hard as she could, then started laughing. My natural reaction was 'What the fuck was that for?'. At which point a bunch of people manhandled me out of the pub and the landlady came out to tell me I was barred 'because people don't just punch people they don't know in the face, so you must have done something!'.

Another time, a man wanted to fight me because HE'D spilled MY pint. Still can't work that one out.

And I once nearly got into a fight with a local football team who were having their Christmas party, because one of them heard me sigh when his mate was being sick in the car-park, and thought it was disrespectful.

Finally, a guy I was at school with challenged me to a fight because apparently I was too friendly with his girlfriend. It might have made some sense at the time, but this happened when we were about 25 and I'd not seen him or the girlfriend for 7 years. They had also split up two years previously...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:09, 15 replies)

The fuck are you looking at?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:16, closed)

Oh no.
Maybe I've just got one of those faces?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:21, closed)

You're not ginger are you?

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:20, closed)

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIMME YOUR DINNER MONEY!
OR I'LL DEAD LEG YOU!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:22, closed)

you MONSTER!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:29, closed)

monst wank
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:44, closed)

BOT WANK
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:19, closed)

You must have an extremely punchable face

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:45, closed)

I think so
I seem to get that sort of reaction. It has happened less in the last couple of years, so maybe I'm doing something right nowadays.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:58, closed)

or he makes men insecure about their masculinity

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:47, closed)

This is possible
But, given we're on b3ta here, I have to say it's statistically vastly more likely that he's simply got a face that even Mother Theresa would cunt in the fuck.

Soz Snowy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:32, closed)

No offence taken

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:14, closed)

it doesn't take much to upset the already fragile sense of masculinity that's apparently the norm down south, where there is literally nothing but call centres and council estates

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:23, closed)

SnowyTheRabbit is Michael Gove.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:03, closed)

tl; AHTSIDE NAAAAAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:21, closed)