I post stories
in QOTW, all of them 100% true, about my amazing adventures in Time and Space. Most seem to like them (they almost always end up on the 'popular' page) but a few seem to be provoked into 'pure fury' by them.

'tldr' is the most common complaint; I now know this means 'too long didn't read' (not 'Time Lord Doctor' as I once thought). This is interesting from a psychological point of view, as a thousand-odd words isn't really *that* long, and all that 'tldr' says about someone is that they have a PISSCUNTAIDSWANKBURGER short attention span, and are somehow proud of complete strangers knowing this.

I have also been accused of being dull, wacky, mental, excruciating etc., but I do not mind these at all, as they are merely people's opinions, and people are entitled to those (however misguided they may be).

Most amusing!

I've got a great story this week about Daleks, a race whose very ethos espouses fury at its purest, but, due to matters outside my control (and you may wish to imagine what these matters might be: a visit from a carer, a trip to the clinic, or a day out for the specials; whatever floats your boat) I may not be able to post it.

But then again, I may be.

Stay tuned, fans!

EDITED TO ADD: Cybermen. You heard it here first.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:55, 7 replies)

Short attention span as the reason for "too long did not read", hardly the rational logic of a Time Lord
Do you really want a critical essay regarding the volume of your work?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:56, closed)

If you've got the time to waste writing one
then I have certainly got the time to not read it and write 'tldr' at the end. I have this short attention span, you s...
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:00, closed)

If you're a *real* Timelord,
you'd presumably be able to come back and post the story before the question closes at your convenience.

I suspect that you may not be genuine.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:03, closed)

it's exactly this sort of cynicism that is ruining the internet

(alright alright, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:07, closed)

It's Time Lord
not Timelord.

Two words.

And my TARDIS is temporarily 'up on blocks' so I am stuck on this miserable planet with all youse cunts. Once I have fixed it, then I am OFF! That will be a day we can *all* celebrate.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:31, closed)

Well, that's me told.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:56, closed)

Wait, you're not in the KLF?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:24, closed)

Neither am I
a 1993 album by Momus.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:45, closed)

Time Gay
(McChinaman banned, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:54, closed)

Yes
and?
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:52, closed)

I've come from the future to make this reply.
From 26 February 2017, to be precise, to warn myself to STAY THE FUCK ABOUT - SORRY - AWAY FROM RUAN MINOR! NEVER go there EVER. I don't care how many laws of time I am breaking doing this, I just HAVE to warn myself to STAY the FUCK AWAY from Ruan Minor!

And BUGGER Kuggar.

Oh and some good news, past self - you/I do get your/my TARDIS fixed but I can't say whenwherehow because that might compromise things.

Tricky business, this time travel!

Oh well back to 2017 I go, oh and you lot shouldn't be too worried, Noel Edmonds is dead by then and Razorlight split up in 2015. HUZZAH!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 23:16, closed)

Do you post the dalek story this week or not?
(cs1ca, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:21, closed)

What the fuck??!!
Thanks a bunch, future me! Ruan Minor?!? What? WHAT?!?

Oh... you must mean the Kayluxian Succession Sonata. Well... I'll take my/your advice, I suppose, but she'll be disappointed.

Good news about the TARDIS though! Cheers!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:42, closed)

you're a legend in your own lunchtime

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:40, closed)

It's not so much tl,dr
I resent the accusation that I have a tiny attention span ....oooh look a shiny thing

It's just that it bores me and I like Doctor Who. You could always post on a fanfiction site
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:19, closed)

Resentful...
on the internet!

Ugh, I feel dirty now I have sunk to the level of the cunt brigade. Best have a shower.

Also, see my sig.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:57, closed)

well....
the 1st bit is a joke, okay a bad one but still a joke, it ends in 'oh look a shiny thing' FFS

The real response to your protracted prose is one of boredom

and you sig is a quote from Wuthering Heights which makes you a massive gay ;) What is your next one from? What Katy Did Next?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:10, closed)

Keep writhing
it fun urrr urrr urrrr
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:38, closed)

fans? lol
I would rather read MiseryMcS0ckpuppetofyre any day than your pointless yet relentless drivel.

You sicken me.

As has been stated before. FIND ANOTHER FUCKING WEBSITE TO DRIBBLE THIS AWFUL SHITE OVER! Please!
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:16, closed)

Ha ha!
Read my sig.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:17, closed)

Please stop making words. And stealing Oxygen but mainly the Oxygen part.
(Benzyl, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:55, closed)

No.
Read my sig and writhe.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 0:00, closed)