Yeah! It was KFC
And the interview straight after was an ex-copper, turned out he'd been sacked from the force for calling some cunt a nonce. Apparently the cunt had also beaten him up AND was caught speeding. And would you believe it? They fired the copper and the cunt got off!

Needless to say I had the last laugh, as the rozzer didn't get the job either. No one gets away with calling anyone a nonce on my shift.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:03, 7 replies)

Hahaha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:16, closed)

Nicely done.
Who are you, and what have you done with the real Albert?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:36, closed)

Don't ever change.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:12, closed)

You're getting better Albert.
Been on a course?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:22, closed)

Oh, well played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 0:04, closed)

albert is my favourite

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:38, closed)

FUCK ME.
Serving buckets of fried chicken is now a 'front of house role'

Well I never.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:50, closed)