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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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A friend of mine was complaining about his hectic kungfujitsu schedule
Apparently the training was really intense - several times a week leaving him perpetually knackered and cutting into his social life - yet he kept banging on about how he wanted to be able to defend himself against muggers, marauders and all the other baddies out there.

I said, "Why don't you just buy a knife?"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:20, 5 replies)
or buy a cape

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:20, closed)
Because carrying a knife increases the likelihood of getting stabbed?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:27, closed)
you're holding it the wrong way round

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:34, closed)
Great put down.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:04, closed)
Or arrested.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:06, closed)

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