Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Simple. PerfectMate from work meets Mrs. Alchemist for the first time. She nips off to the toilet.
him "what's the story?"
me "huh!"
him "well... she's really good looking and you're... well... [points at face] you know"
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HahahahahahaHahaha - I like this.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:52,
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You wait three and a bit years between stories just to come back and tell us you are ugly?(I clicked)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:59,
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Hahahahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:04,
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I'd post more often but I sadly don't have the tales of great deeds, heroism and derring do that others can offer*
*hides huge ego under fig leaf of self deprecation
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Isn't thateffectively a compliment to you?
Unless he was implying that she must have something horribly wrong with her.
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I concurBatting above your average is a huge self compliment. It is what every man aspires to. So Click!
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Fair do's if you get insulted and you deserved itbut that was rather out of the blue and undeserved.
People can be so insensitive.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:47,
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