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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Some local takes exception to my "cosmopolitan" attitude and in front of the entire stag doo comes over to me and full on gives me a load of shit. I, after a fair few shandy's at this point, attempt to enter into negociation with the wee scamp as I admired his attempt at a moustache and the daring combo with a topman shirt. I vocally expressed my admiration. He no happy and popped me on square on the nose, to which I retorted "you're supposed to knock me out not touch me up". Poor lad ran off confused as hell, pausing only to throw coins at me, soon after he was chased off by 20 of my mates.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:55, 18 replies)
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....but I assure you it did.
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:08, closed)
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I had something similar - except after he punched me I said "Are you done now?"
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:17, closed)
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except after he punched me, I fell over bleeding and cried like a girl.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 0:05, closed)
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It's probably some nefarious plot to get all noncey. You should decry him immediately.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 3:06, closed)
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In fact, the very fact that you mentioned it at all is worrying. I know what Freud would say about you.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 5:01, closed)
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C'mon it's every blokes fantasy to get all gussied up, get sickeningly drunk & and end up half-naked chained to a lamp-post.
Why do you think I've been married so many times?
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:25, closed)
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and where did you get the idea that his evening was any more expensive than going to a gay bar?
you clearly didn't read the op thoroughly, if you had, you'd note that the wee scamp actually threw coins at atdotslash and therefore it was a financialy beneficial encounter
( , Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:29, closed)
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He had to borrow some clothes & money so he could ring his missus from Kalgoorlie (several hundred kilometers from the church).
Amazing the fucking insanely stupid ideas a bunch of pissed blokes can conjure up!
EDIT: I flatly refused to have any part in such shenanigans but had warned said mate that having your stag-do the night before you got married was a Really Fucking Stupid Idea.
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....we went to the races, me still in drag, and I won 2k on the GG's. I bought everyone a bottle of champers and we all sat on the steps drinking it from the bottle. I had to stuff all the notes in my handbag and two high class pozzers tried to rob me.
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So, naturally, on his stag we handcuffed him, in his boxers, to a railing in the centre of town, before calling the fire brigade. Then hid around the corner to watch the fun as his station mates turned up...
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:03, closed)
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it's still horrible having to get married with a stinking hangover.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:43, closed)
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