Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Bob & Brian
My mate, Bob, was stood outside a London hostelry one evening when who should walk by on the other side of the street, if not the legend that is Brian Blessed?
Bob, being a bit of a lad, shouts "Gordon's Alive" at the top of his voice, just as Brian disappears around the corner - to the amusement of his drinking buddies.
As the laughter died down, Brian re-appeared back around the corner and at the top of HIS voice, shouted;
"CCCCCCUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!".
Surely the best celebrity put-down?
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 3:33, 5 replies)
My mate, Bob, was stood outside a London hostelry one evening when who should walk by on the other side of the street, if not the legend that is Brian Blessed?
Bob, being a bit of a lad, shouts "Gordon's Alive" at the top of his voice, just as Brian disappears around the corner - to the amusement of his drinking buddies.
As the laughter died down, Brian re-appeared back around the corner and at the top of HIS voice, shouted;
"CCCCCCUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!".
Surely the best celebrity put-down?
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 3:33, 5 replies)
Shut the QOTW telephone lines...
we have a winner. *clicks buttons like Ming choosing Earth's destruction*
Ps This has better be true, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:42, closed)
we have a winner. *clicks buttons like Ming choosing Earth's destruction*
Ps This has better be true, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:42, closed)
I swear this is true ...
I might just message Bob and get it in his own words ... hang on.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:56, closed)
I might just message Bob and get it in his own words ... hang on.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:56, closed)
LEEEGGGGEEEENNDDDDDD!!!!
I could die happy if Brian Blessed shouted that at me!
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:58, closed)
I could die happy if Brian Blessed shouted that at me!
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:58, closed)
If this is true, you must be the winner
(I'm still giggling)
But if it's a lie, shame on you for abusing the power of the Blessed one
( , Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:31, closed)
(I'm still giggling)
But if it's a lie, shame on you for abusing the power of the Blessed one
( , Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:31, closed)
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