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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Overheard during a lunchtime in Glasgow...
Girl, quite good looking, dressed well with what I presumed to be her lunch in a Greggs Bakery bag was running across the road next to a building site...

From one of the scaffolders "Dinnae run like that hen, ye'll boil yer water"

Retort from the girl "Well you'll no be scalding yer fucking balls on it anyway"

Win!
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 5:25, 2 replies)
Overheard?
Did you work with the Big Yin as a welder?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:00, closed)
what he said ^

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:34, closed)

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