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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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At a comedy gig
The comedian was obviously trying out some new material and, sadly, it was largely falling flat. He started off on another joke to try to recoup his losses:

Comedian: "Do you know who we should send to Iraq? The most feared, terrible, unstoppable force known to the modern world?"

Heckler: "THE A TEAM!"

Comedian (chuckling): "There's only four of them!"

Heckler: "THEY'RE STILL A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!"
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:09, 4 replies)
His punchline, incidentally, was
"The women from Greggs".
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:10, closed)
I too, have seen that James Carter Comedy video.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:36, closed)
To be fair to him
The guy came back a few months later and was really, really good - maybe he was just on an off night. I think his name was Patrick something: a very fat Glaswegian.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:33, closed)
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The A-Team
They're actually not too difficult to find - spotted in York a couple of months back:

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:43, closed)

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