Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My favourite Churchill retortcomes from a story in which someone witnessed him leaving the toilets in the House of Commons.
"At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet," said this other person. Churchill turned around and replied, "At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands."
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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I've heard that beforebut between a soldier and a marine. Nice to know where it's actually from! :D
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I've never really understood that as a 'comeback'. It's more an admission of being a dirty bastard.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:38,
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