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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Smelly old pearoast
Went to see The Mighty Boosh at Manchester Apollo a few years ago. The lovely Julian Barratt is on stage, playing 'Rudi' the psychadelic monk.
Some cheeky charlie from the circle bellows an almighty heckle.
Julian's retort?

"Do not shout at me, or I will come at you like a bag of cocks"
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:13, 4 replies)
Haha.
I think I heard him use that line when they were at the M.E.N Arena on the Future Sailors tour.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:15, closed)
And then Noel supported him with
"and you'll receive him like a sack of vaginas".

(They used that line at the Brixton Academy too).
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:16, closed)

and at the O2! my username is pretty apt here! ;)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:38, closed)
Aye
I thought it was ad-libbed at the time, was a bit disappointed when I saw it on the tour DVD and realised it was part of the script but a good put-down nevertheless :)
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:06, closed)

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