For a QOTW about witty put-downs or comebacks
This doesn't really rate as high as "your mum" jokes. I'm not even trying at this ( I'm not spending time looking for pictures and uploading them, for example ) but you're STILL coming across as a bitter and angry little boy.

Why don't we agree to disagree. I've obviously upset you, and you've got to try to save face or make yourself feel better by hurling abuse from the safety of your little house. Why not call it quits here, or aren't you man enough?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:26, 1 reply)

nope. I'm not 'man' enough.
although I have bigger balls than you.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 26 Nov 2011, 4:11, closed)

I'm sure you've scoured the internet for pictures of men's balls
But I assure you, mine aren't on there. You must be mistaking me for someone else. Maybe it's a child from your vast collection, if it's got small balls?
Or are you just a saggy-breasted old hag that only gets kicks from imagining the crap she posts is either witty or cutting? Hmmm....
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:18, closed)

or are you just completely clueless?
(hint - YES)
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:13, closed)

No ,I think I'm pretty close there.
You're quick to self-congratulate yourself, have erratic mood swings, are abusive and have admitted to attempt to wind me up. You've even sent me personal messages which goes to show you're probably a little bit more obsessed with me than you'd like to admit.

And I'm still laughing in your angry little face.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:55, closed)

MOOD SWINGS?
ONLINE?
You take yourself pretty fucking seriously, don't you?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:04, closed)

At least I can
You'll always be a joke.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:37, closed)

sayeth the chap with the cock on the side of his shed.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:27, closed)

Instead of you, someone that is always acting like one.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, closed)

You're biased, though.
You view the world through cock-coloured lens.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:25, closed)

Only you
Think of cocks as a colour. Play a big part in your life, do they?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:20, closed)