Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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ZEBRA!This is an interesting one as the putdown is self-inflicted.
A friend of mine was going to a fancy dress party one winter's evening, bedecked in his finest pimp outfit and leopard print hat. Flashy cane optional.
Crossing a street in one of Edinburgh's less salubrious areas he is spotted by a gang of feral youths supping Edinburgh's finest White Lightning. The ballsy, brash one of the group pipes up.
"Haw you!", indicating at my friend.
"Aw, ya bawbag!", my friend quickened his pace.
His friends snicker.
"See you and yer fuckin' leopard print hat? Maks ye look like a... like a fucking ZEBRA!"
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