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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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Chased by sheep.....ffs what sort of weakling would be scared of sheep

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:57, 2 replies)
He said a flock
although it is quite funny to imagine someone running away from one pissed off ram.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:01, closed)
fair point if i'd said 'a sheep'

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:35, closed)
I dunno
Being chased by a flock of anything can be quite scary. I was suggesting that you could only call someone a 'weakling' if they ran away from one sheep, singular.

I also assumed your post was a question but due to the lack of punctuation I could be incorrect.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, closed)
Sheep don't gain any bravery from being in flocks in my experience, I guess city folk might be scared of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:34, closed)
Maybe the sheep you live with are just cowards?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:02, closed)
A vegetarian would be the fucking weakling thats scared of sheep.

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 23:37, closed)

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