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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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In the car with my (then) girlfriend...
...and we hit some ice.

A few seconds of flailing wildly at the wheel ensued; thankfully I managed to regain control without hitting anything.

While this was happening, she asked:

"What are you doing?"

"Skidding!" was my reply through gritted teeth. To which she replied sharply...

"Well don't!"

That put me right in my place, I can tell you O_o
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:20, 3 replies)
hahaha!

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:21, closed)
Pfft.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:24, closed)

They're lethal in the ice aren't they? :)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 22:05, closed)

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