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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I was a Dalek...
A former boss was taken to telling tall tales of his exploits.

At an Xmas do round the local Italian, a friend was telling us how he was loosely related to Peter Davidson (a former Dr Who), when up pipes the boss and starts telling us how he was a close personal friend of several of the Drs and how he had once been asked if he wouldn't mind playing a Dalek as they were a man short, cue me in a crappy Dalek voice saying "Exaggerate! Exaggerate!"
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:03, 3 replies)
Ha, made me laugh!

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:09, closed)
It certainly raised a few laughs at the xmas do.
And persisted for years in the office when anyone thought he was telling porkies. It didn't exactly endear me to the boss though!
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:17, closed)
lol, i like this
i can just imagine everyone finding it really funny and laughing but only because of the amount of alcohol that had been drunk
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:12, closed)
I was just going by the company motto
The self same boss regularly trotted out the company motto

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!"

Gives you an idea of the mentality of the place.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:24, closed)

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:48, closed)
You are correct.
Edited just for you...
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:54, closed)

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