I was a Dalek...
A former boss was taken to telling tall tales of his exploits.

At an Xmas do round the local Italian, a friend was telling us how he was loosely related to Peter Davidson (a former Dr Who), when up pipes the boss and starts telling us how he was a close personal friend of several of the Drs and how he had once been asked if he wouldn't mind playing a Dalek as they were a man short, cue me in a crappy Dalek voice saying "Exaggerate! Exaggerate!"
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:03, 3 replies)

Ha, made me laugh!

(serge, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:09, closed)

It certainly raised a few laughs at the xmas do.
And persisted for years in the office when anyone thought he was telling porkies. It didn't exactly endear me to the boss though!
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:17, closed)

lol, i like this
i can just imagine everyone finding it really funny and laughing but only because of the amount of alcohol that had been drunk
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:12, closed)

I was just going by the company motto
The self same boss regularly trotted out the company motto

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!"

Gives you an idea of the mentality of the place.
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:24, closed)

*Cue

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:48, closed)

You are correct.
Edited just for you...
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:54, closed)