Where's the fire?
A traffic warden pounced on my mate's car as he popped into a house for a minute or two. When he emerged to find the warden writing a ticket, he naturally objected because he'd only been a short while.

"That's not the point, is it sir? What if there had been a fire? The fire engine wouldn't be able to get past, and lives could be put at risk."

"Well," replied my mate, "I'm a fireman, and you're a sanctimonious little Hitler, because we wouldn't come this bloody way."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:48, 7 replies)

Haha
Excellent :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:53, closed)

I've never understood this mindset.
"I'm parking illegally, but when I get a ticket I'm going to moan my tiny penis off about it".

Doesn't matter how long you're there, it's still parking illegally, sure, I do it, but I wouldn't whinge about it if I got caught.
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:38, closed)

+1
If you do the crime, you must be capable of MTFU when you get caught.
(justin(e), Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:56, closed)

Unlawfully
Not illegally. It's not a criminal offence.
(dchurch bah, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:20, closed)

this
I park outside the pie shop on the way to work all the time. if I get a ticket it's my own fault and I'm still up on the deal.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:00, closed)

they would if it was his house on fire.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:12, closed)

unless his wife was at home and he wanted the life insurance

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:36, closed)