So, you lead a mate on so you could swear at them.
I'll admit the guy who though arachnids aren't insects was being a tosser, but your mate was just making conversation and answering your "clever" remark about the ketchup. You were being more of a know-it-all cunt pointing out about the ketchup ingredients than your mate was simply stating the obvious.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:35, 1 reply)

Oh...I don't care about people being know-it-alls...
that's fine. You can be as much of a know-it-all as you like. Fill your boots. If you know stuff, flaunt your knowledge. But don't act like you know something when you don't. That really grinds my gears.

And anyway, I didn't 'lead him on'. I didn't intentionally throw that out so I could be a twat to someone. I made a jokey comment about something I assumed was so obvious that the joke worked, and apparently it didn't come off so well. I admit it was a cunty reply, but it wasn't on purpose.

Imagine going on a sailing trip, and jokingly saying, "let's not go too far, in case we fall off the edge!" and someone turns to you and informs you that the Earth's actually round, after genuinely thinking you thought it was flat. In my head it was that absurd.
( guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 22:19, closed)