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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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there was this one time...
...and i shouted words and everyone fell about.

it was amazing.
(NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:55, 11 replies)
..but now...
...they nailed the box shut, and i'm stuck.
(NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:56, closed)
that's a really funny story!!!!!

(LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST!, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:57, closed)
This is how you can tell it's a bad QOTW
When it's only Friday and even the snarky answers highlighting the pattern for the week are already old.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:00, closed)
Especially when it's fucking nobodies coming out with them

(TheColonel, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:07, closed)
"fucking nobodies"
you're hardly prolific yourself, twat...
(NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, closed)
How can you tell in advance whether it's going to be one, though?
For the past few weeks now we've had some pretty meritorious questions hijacked by trolls with nothing better to do, so it seems like even selecting the most promising question out of all the ones on offer will do little to stem the tide.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:09, closed)
Anything that encourages
any or a combination of: lists, quotes or 'needless to say I had the last laugh' type answers is pretty sure to be shit. This has week has two of those three covered.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:12, closed)
If we get the mods to change the question to
"Tell us all of the best put downs you've ever heard" we can ticks all three boxes and go home!
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:16, closed)
"Needless to say I had the last laugh when my racist grandparents ran over their mix tapes."

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:47, closed)
Hee hee

(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:59, closed)
^What miserable bunch.^
I mean, really. No-one's forcing you to take part.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 23:15, closed)

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