
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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after about 30 minutes of an Englishman gallantly fighting a losing battle of wits against a Welshwoman about the relative merits of their countries...
Stupid Englishman - Well then, if Wales is so great, why are you working in England? Why don't you fuck off home?
Welshwoman - No work there in my area :(
SE - Ha ha ha ha, see, Wales is so shit you have to come here to get a job .... *looks smug* .... So what do you do then?
WW- I work with people with learning difficulties!
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:46, 5 replies)

It's all the "WTF" news stories the nation provides on the BBC website. Hopeless sad cases cutting their own cocks off all over the shop.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:05, closed)

we know how much they are needed across the border...it's the least we can do for the poor bastards :(
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:10, closed)

( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:30, closed)

..but I am impressed that you have Liddells in your area. Is that Lidl's for the people who have bought their council houses ?
( , Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:58, closed)
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