I had a place in cyprus, and I went drinking with the lads, there was 5 of them plus me, they're all married with kids, but real playboys types, all in their 40s. I was only about 24 at the time.
There was a company rep there, drinking with us, I forgot her name, but she was shagging 3 of the blokes. Now, when these developments go up, they have something called a "Snagging list", which is a list of things all the little jobs they need the builders to do, like painting over cracks and shaving off the door. All tiny things really.

So we were drinking away when she then says "I'll see to all your snagging lists tomorow, make sure they're being seen to proper".

My reply without even thinking or a second's hesitation was "Best Euphanisum EVER". This was followed by some laugh-so-much-you-choke/spit-out-drink and her walking off in a big huff.

It wasn't really meant as a put-down, I thought she was alright, but a complete and utter slut, but it was just the perfect timing.
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Euphemism

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:20, closed)

Euphonium

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