Weirdest Put Down
I;m off to the football later today, and it made me think of a shout that came from some bloke in the crowd a couple of weeks ago. We were playing Northampton Town, and they have a hefty load of a forward, Adebayo Akinfenwa. The bloke looks like he's more suitable to Sumo than Soccer. Start of the second half, and he's in front of our fans behind the goal we're defending for the first time in the match and the inevitable abuse starts. There were simple insults, crude insults, funny insults:

'oi; fatboy, have a diet'

'You fat fucking cunt'

'Stop running, you're making the ground shake'

'Don't fall over, you'll cause an after shock in Turkey'

But then, the one that caused all 500 people in ear shot to go 'Hhahah...wait...what?'

'Oi, Fatty, everytime you fall over I need to go to the toilet'.

If anyone can explain what that last person may have meant, please do, because I'm still confused.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 7:58, 9 replies)

Intense low-frequency sounds,
such as those caused by the impact of an extremely heavy object on the ground, have been known to cause spontaneous evacuation of the bowels. The US military have developed a 'wave cannon' employing this principle as a non-lethal means of controlling rioters.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 11:40, closed)

I tought the 'brown note' was an urban myth.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 13:01, closed)

orgasms
I thought it was supposed to cause orgasms for some women
(justin(e), Sat 26 Nov 2011, 14:06, closed)

Hold onto your knickers then.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc2DbWGZmN0
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:35, closed)

No,
those definitely are an urban myth.
(salvadorevincent, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:50, closed)

Mythbusters say
"busted."
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:22, closed)

I can't imagine the average Southend United fan thinking of that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:27, closed)

laughing so hard
You piss yourself.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 15:20, closed)

This could be it, actually.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:27, closed)