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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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For those with a longer memory....
A face like a welder's bench
(Barnetboy, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 13:10, 1 reply)

See also: You've got a face like a bulldog chewing a piss-soaked nettle
(anvil, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 14:01, closed)
or my personal favourite:
"you've got a face like a bag of smacked twats"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:10, closed)
Lizzy from Prisoner Cell Block H had some corkers.
This had to be my favourite;
"If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards."
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)
fuck, i loved that show!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:21, closed)
Bucket of smashed crabs....

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)
or as the welsh say...
like a slashed dap
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:25, closed)

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