Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My nanA formidable woman, legs like donner kebabs. Screw-on British racing green crimplene hat, turban motif. Teeth she left in jar by the door. Cheated at Downfall. Malice and spite were two of her five a day. Animated only by Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy. One of my nemeses.
Tardy Testosterone had bestowed me with fay looks, and at the ripe old age of 15 I was still on Gary's radar - I thought I had a pube till I pissed through it.
My nan: "Ooh, look at you, when are you going to start shaving?"
Me: "When are you?"
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:03, 3 replies)
You get a click for "Malice and spite were two of her five a day."Brilliant!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:41,
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'still on Gary's radar' - nice use of metaphor there. click
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