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This is a question Devastating Put-Downs

Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My nan
A formidable woman, legs like donner kebabs. Screw-on British racing green crimplene hat, turban motif. Teeth she left in jar by the door. Cheated at Downfall. Malice and spite were two of her five a day. Animated only by Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy. One of my nemeses.

Tardy Testosterone had bestowed me with fay looks, and at the ripe old age of 15 I was still on Gary's radar - I thought I had a pube till I pissed through it.

My nan: "Ooh, look at you, when are you going to start shaving?"

Me: "When are you?"
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:03, 3 replies)
You get a click for "Malice and spite were two of her five a day."
Brilliant!
X
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:41, closed)
Beautifully written
Clicked .
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:55, closed)

'still on Gary's radar' - nice use of metaphor there. click
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:36, closed)

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