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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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What happened right, was that he turned round and said "do you want a cup of coffee?"
So I turned round and said "no!"

That certainly told him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:06, 6 replies)
Why
Did you have to turn around before you speak? Is it a traditional custom in your country?
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 7:56, closed)
We were on the waltzer and teacup ride at a funfair.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:23, closed)
Then he turned around 360 degrees and walked away.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:12, closed)
Taking his SoCo and lime with him.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:24, closed)
Booyah!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:05, closed)
And then you all fell over, dizzy, from all the spinning.

(I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:26, closed)

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