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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Fancy Dress Party
one of the secretaries at work was a bit on the large side, and bore a striking resemblance to Fat Pat off 'Stenders. She was going out straight from work one night, and appeared in reception wearing a very short skirt and a feather Boa. when asked what she was going as she said "I'm a Hooker," to which one of the guys replied "You look more like a prop forward to me.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:34, 5 replies)
This, I like.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:36, closed)
Click from me too.
Just for the bravery if nothing else!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:05, closed)
That photo in your profile - you have the nastiest tongue I have ever seen
And I used to be a butcher's assistant
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:09, closed)
It's a shame that Americans won't be able to appreciate
The sheer genius of this put down.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:46, closed)
They'd probably sue if they did
For therapy, instead of spending the money on Slim-Fast.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:01, closed)

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