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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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I was working on a film and over breakfast i got talking to one of the actors
we introduced ourselves and on hearing my name, in one of those mistaken identity type moments, he said 'oh right! do you do magic?'
to which i replied (ripping off possibly Jimmy Carr) 'no, I had friends as a child'
he was immediately deflated, and walked off saying 'yeah... good one'
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So, what's your name?
Ali Bongo?
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Gandalf?

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