Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
To be fair, I did suggest that he was the result of inter-generational incest
... which is slightly rude.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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Do you think I should?
Does upsetting somebody so astoundingly dim really count against my karma? It's a troubling thought.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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This was inevitable,
but we'll hit a new low when people start linking to previous weeks' responses to stories.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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Oh, well done.
You've
ruined the internet.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:44,
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SUCCESS!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:02,
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Awww. He's gone all coy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:54,
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Fey actually.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:47,
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You really are a glutton for punishment.
It's "coy", you fucking retard.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:03,
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My my - so full of the mastery of the language
that he fails to see a come-on when it slaps him in the face.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:07,
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