"Why don't you ask for *my* ID?"
... asked the leering shiny-suited middle-aged twat who had invaded *our* pub with his shiny-suited middle-aged leering mates, to the young, pretty and gay as a handbag full of rainbows barmaid. She'd asked some hipster-y looking student for some ID, he'd produced his student card, he was old enough to sup some ale, so she served him. Now this rather odious prick was thinking he was funny.

"Okay then, before I can serve you I'd like to see some ID" she said.

"Oh, I don't have any, I don't need any!" he smirked

"Ah. Oh well, no ID, no service. I'm afraid you and your friends will have to leave. Now."

At which point a couple of the larger regulars got up to help the smarmy gits find the way to the door. Good riddance.

(monkeyboyalpha's post reminded me of this)
(gordonjcp, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:49, 7 replies)

cool story bro

(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:31, closed)

I bet he's still telling the story
of the time he was refused service and strong-armed out of a pub for the crime of engaging the bar staff in harmless banter.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:24, closed)

I think we can all agree
that there were, at the time of this story, some arseholes in that bar.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:04, closed)

I went to the pub once

(Soulman87, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)

Do you have her number?
I'd like someone to refuse to serve my customers. They're a bloody nuisance, spending money and shit like that.
(username failed moderation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:18, closed)

It's a pub. There's no shortage of people who want to spend money.
In general it's improved by an absence of lecherous middle-aged whatever it is that chavs grow into, especially when they do that "oi! oi! <snaps fingers> oi! <waves £20 note> oi! <snaps fingers> " shit. No, you're not getting served any quicker because of it.
(gordonjcp, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:31, closed)

Oh that's right.
Pubs are renowned for being lucrative money spinning goldmines.

Should have saved her the trouble, and replaced the sign outside with a new one, that just says 'Fuck off, we don't serve cunts like you".
(username failed moderation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:47, closed)