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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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And wasps, now you mention it.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:52, 1 reply)
Good point
We should compile a list and take them to a church, hold a little Q&A
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:03, closed)
Well nettles presumably come under the "thorns and thistles" at Genesis 3:18,
as part of Adam and Eve's punishment after they get chucked out of Eden.

I can't account for wasps, mind.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:37, closed)
I am seriously impressed by your diligence
Now explain why one pair of twats whose only mistake was to indulge a curiousity which god was pretty fucking dumb to imbue them with in the first place have ruined woodland walks for everyone else.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:41, closed)
This is umpteen questions all at once,
but to be honest I think woodland walks are the least of our worries right now.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:47, closed)
Well that's dependent on scale
Least of our worries in terms of things god has ruined unnecessarily? Or in a global sense?

And, to continue the umpteen questions at once theme, what would you consider to be the greatest of our worries, if woodland walks is the least?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:49, closed)
The impending collapse of Western civilisation.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:50, closed)
Oh, THAT

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:52, closed)

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