
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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After some devastating insult, Rick Hilder came back with:
"Can you clap?"
Young Maclir: "Yes, of course."
Hilder: "So clap a cow's cunt over your head, and let a big woolly bull root(1) some sense into you."
1. Root = Aussie slack for fuck.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:48, 7 replies)

MCG
26th December 2010
That is all.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:52, closed)

could have been a bit more original though.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:08, closed)

Cheers.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:49, closed)

I added the Aussie translation of "root" in case any US-ians were reading. After all, they "root" for their favourite football team...
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:30, closed)

assume any word in anything other than the conventional context means fuck.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:38, closed)
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