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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Back in the school yard
After some devastating insult, Rick Hilder came back with:

"Can you clap?"

Young Maclir: "Yes, of course."

Hilder: "So clap a cow's cunt over your head, and let a big woolly bull root(1) some sense into you."

1. Root = Aussie slack for fuck.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:48, 7 replies)
I'm sorry to ignore your entry but the years of 1986-2003 (and 2007) dictate I do this
MCG
26th December 2010

That is all.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:52, closed)
I see Hitler's surviving family changed their surnames,
could have been a bit more original though.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:08, closed)
I'd have never worked out what 'root' meant given the context.
Cheers.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:49, closed)

I added the Aussie translation of "root" in case any US-ians were reading. After all, they "root" for their favourite football team...
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:30, closed)
they drink root beer as well.
imagine that.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:06, closed)
Americans
assume any word in anything other than the conventional context means fuck.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:38, closed)
Is 'slack' Aussie slack for slang?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:31, closed)

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