Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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There wis this one time this wee junkie radge wis calling me a buftie!
Ah soon pit him straight, y'ken? Ah'm ne fuckin buftie cunt!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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Calm down Irvine
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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Ah bet ye fucking glessed the cunt
ah'd a glessed the cunt, and ah his mates wid a shite therselves.
*BOSH*
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username failed moderation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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I say!
*drops monocle in sherry*
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:47,
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Imagine glassing somebody with a sherry glass.
Go on ...
imagine
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:59,
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*imagines*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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Did you go and have a spraff about it later?
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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And I thought us Aussies were generally indecipherable.
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Maclir, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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What?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:59,
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Something about a bicycle?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50,
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Half past three, dear.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:52,
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Yes it does, doesn't it?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19,
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Have I had me tea?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:11,
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Speak fer yaself cobber.
Maaaaaate!
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:51,
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Fucking obvious that cunt was going to fuck some cunt.
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McChinaman banned, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:36,
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