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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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There wis this one time this wee junkie radge wis calling me a buftie!
Ah soon pit him straight, y'ken? Ah'm ne fuckin buftie cunt!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, 14 replies)
Calm down Irvine

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:21, closed)
Ah bet ye fucking glessed the cunt
ah'd a glessed the cunt, and ah his mates wid a shite therselves.

*BOSH*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:32, closed)
I say!
*drops monocle in sherry*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:47, closed)
Imagine glassing somebody with a sherry glass.
Go on ... imagine
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:59, closed)
*imagines*

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:08, closed)
Did you go and have a spraff about it later?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:38, closed)

And I thought us Aussies were generally indecipherable.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:49, closed)
What?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:59, closed)
Something about a bicycle?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, closed)
Half past three, dear.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:52, closed)
Yes it does, doesn't it?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:19, closed)
Have I had me tea?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:11, closed)
Speak fer yaself cobber.
Maaaaaate!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:51, closed)
Fucking obvious that cunt was going to fuck some cunt.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:36, closed)

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