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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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I dont dislike dogs...
But it pisses me off no end, when owners or (as they usually refer to themselves) lovers, humanise their beloved 'babies'
Walking through a local park, one of those type dogs ran up to my daughter, and jumped up, putting its muddy paws all over her new top. The owner, who had no control over the beast, tried in vain to get the dog to return to her, but the dog was having non of it.
When she eventually approached, there was not a single word of apology, but the usual guff of "He loves you, he's trying to hug you and give you a kiss"
I said, you mean he's trying to lick her face.
"Oh no, he's kissing"
"Madam," I said, "If your dog kissed you like a human, would you let it?"
She glared at me, my daughter laughed so hard she almost threw up.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:08, 1 reply)
The useless human female deserved a good kicking.
There is no way you should let your captive animal loose on members lf the public.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 3:30, closed)

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