Sometime in 93-94, something like that, a mate and i were sat drinking at a table in our small Cornish town shitty nightclub when a group of baby sailors and their girlfriends from the local training base start taking the piss out of our long (and of course awesome :)) surf dude hair. Making actions like that bird in the timotei advert etc, being cocks like baby matelots often are and showing off to the couple of girls who are lapping it up.

We ignore it until one of them reaches over, taps my mate D on the shoulder, and says scousley "Mate, Mate, no offence mate but with your hair like that you look just like a woman"

D Leans over and checks out closest of the girls sat with the group,

"Thats a shitload more than can be said for your missus. Mate"

Cue two girls storming off in a blizzard of chavette swearing and this guy trailing after them like a puppy, trying to placate them. In vain by the looks of it. heheh.

i turn back round thinking we were destined for a scrap with this guys mates only to find them all just fucking howling with laughter. They turned out to be alright and we all got drunk.
(Matty73, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 3:49, 1 reply)

baby sailors?
Torpoint or Helston?
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:15, closed)