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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Inside job in your pants
A misogynistic astrology, New Age and conspiracy theory nut was accusing me of being a weak-willed drone for not believing in God, ghosts, 9/11 inside-jobby-jobs etc. I told him:
"Keep pulling things out of your arse. You might actually retrieve your head one day."
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:12, 7 replies)
I must admit
I am rather curious to hear how _not_ believing in God makes one weak willed and dronelike..
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:45, closed)

I think he thought I was following the skeptical / atheist / NWO overlords. Nope, it doesn't make sense to me either.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:32, closed)
Is it even possible to be new age, believe in Astrology AND believe in God?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:51, closed)
I like to try to believe
in six contradictory things before breakfast.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:19, closed)

Said Douglas Adams, the atheist. :) Thumbs-up.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, closed)

Well, he's admittedly got mental health problems, so your guess is as good as mine. I think it's something to do with the fidelity the "spiritual" types have towards sky fairies.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:20, closed)
Oh yes it is
Once you believe in one load of superstitious crap, it's much easier to add a few more.

See, for example, the way that people who believe in homeopathy almost all believe in iridology, kinesiology, reflexology, chakras, auras, meridians and so on as well. About the only thing they don't believe in is evidence-based medicine. Well, until they are actually ill, of course.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:44, closed)

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