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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Not really a put-down
Lunch break at a former workplace, sat in the staff room, slightly dim female colleague complains that the Radio Times she's leafing through doesn't have the listings for Channel 4 +1.

I tell her "Think about it - 4 + 1 is Channel 5."

Took her a minute.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:28, 3 replies)
Actually
it does - I had to check, but it is there.

But thinking about it - shouldn't all those channels be -1? They are, after all, an hour BEHIND.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:52, closed)
*brain assplodes*
YOU MADE ME DO THINKING
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:55, closed)
-1 would be problematic
Especially if you could check what the lottery results are while tickets are still available.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26, closed)

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