Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
Well, you're nearly there...
...except I don't actually have a boyfriend; I was just
pretending to be gay so that the nice Christian man would
offer me a blowjob leave me alone
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33,
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not guaranteed to work
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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No, I guess not
I suppose he might want to convert me...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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was just pretending to be ^ am
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37,
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gay so that the nice Christian man would offer me a blowjob leave me alone what I am! I don't want praise! I don't want pity!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:01,
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Prof Kenny's so gay he pretends he's gay.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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Ha! Hahaheeurgh...
...errm...
Eh?
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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Hahahaha
Min? Min?
Ahem - HEUUURGH!
Min?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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