fine dining
A mate (let's call him Jim-Bob) and I were being talked to by an oyster fanatic one day. This was fair enough, as we were in his seaside eating and drinking establishment, aka an oyster bar.
When not on the internet I try to be polite (obvioiusly this habit needs to be cast to one side on this board)and there was much nodding and "Oh, yes, really?" going on. It was becoming a bit of a struggle really, we just wanted to have a few drinks and look at the sea (preparing for old age, if you will...or perhaps old age for Captain Birdseye). Jim-Bob is normally a gobshite, at the best of times, but on this occasion he was eerily quiet, listening as I was to the pros and cons of various ways to eat, drink and possibly inject oysters for sensory pleasure. The fellow began to think we were genuinely interested and went to get some free oysters for us to try. Jim-Bob looks him square in the eye, and says "No thanks mate, I've had a cold before".
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, 2 replies)

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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:57, closed)

Please remove the first two words of your name.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:59, closed)