Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
He won't be getting any for a while....
My mate John's fiancee posted on to Facebook...
"What a day. Don't know if I'm coming or going"
John responded...
"If it helps, when you're coming you look like a special-needs kid trying to whistle".
Lovely mental image there.
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R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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this is the first answer this week to make me do a real live lol
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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*cheesy 80s game show music*
WINNER SO FAR
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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Full on office-LOL here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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lol
is the correct acronym for this, I believe.
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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Well played there Sir.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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Jolly good show sir
*clicks*
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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All the above LOL.space
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badoosh, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:46,
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^What all dese bitches sayn^
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:50,
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