Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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You, sir, are a waste of spunk.This is officially my favourite put-down ever.
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My BrotherI once told him he was a 'fucking utter waste of skin' after an argument reached a head that had been boiling away a while.
He wouldn't acknowledge my existence for at least a year after that, so I can recommend its effectiveness.
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DeadEyeDick, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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For maximum efficacy, there's always the famous Spider Jerusalem version:'The best part of you dried up on your mother's thigh.'
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Well,stop spunking on me, then.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:37,
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