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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Your Gran was Tarzan?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, 2 replies)
No, but at cards she was a Cheeta.


Shit, my puns are as bad as Vagabonds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:21, closed)
Fuck you bitch.
My puns are fantastic. I refer you back to my award-winning "Hans that does dishes is soft as Gervaise for the mild green hairy-lipped squid" that absolutely no one has ever done before.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:23, closed)
I would like to draw the honorable gentleman's attention
to this www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1452929
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26, closed)
Eau cointreau, madame - assettez-vous sur LA:
www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1452929
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:28, closed)
Well fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Coughs

www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1452938

*Edit loves Vagabond really, his spunk tastes of lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:31, closed)
"... and the horse they rode in on"
best album title ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:37, closed)
What? There is more of you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:40, closed)
Silly
It's by Soul Asylum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:01, closed)
No, wait
http:/i love horses.com or something.
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, closed)
they are best of all the animals though.

(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:50, closed)
Nope
She was in her younger days a herring girl and would have eating Tarzan for breakfast. She was from a generation that knew what it meant to be truly hungry.
(fire_exit, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26, closed)
She wasn't always hungry.
She always had my penis to chew on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:29, closed)
So she was
always hungry.
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:33, closed)
badum tish!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:35, closed)
Waahheyyyy
Now post this here www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:36, closed)
I don't know why I'm doing this . . .
www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1453011
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:44, closed)
Well
because of this www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1452961

0-o
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:53, closed)

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