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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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Your Gran was Tarzan?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, 2 replies)
No, but at cards she was a Cheeta.


Shit, my puns are as bad as Vagabonds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:21, closed)
Fuck you bitch.
My puns are fantastic. I refer you back to my award-winning "Hans that does dishes is soft as Gervaise for the mild green hairy-lipped squid" that absolutely no one has ever done before.
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I would like to draw the honorable gentleman's attention
to this www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1452929
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26, closed)
Eau cointreau, madame - assettez-vous sur LA:
www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1452929
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Well fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Coughs

www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1452938

*Edit loves Vagabond really, his spunk tastes of lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:31, closed)
"... and the horse they rode in on"
best album title ever.
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What? There is more of you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:40, closed)
Silly
It's by Soul Asylum.
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No, wait
http:/i love horses.com or something.
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, closed)
they are best of all the animals though.

(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:50, closed)
Nope
She was in her younger days a herring girl and would have eating Tarzan for breakfast. She was from a generation that knew what it meant to be truly hungry.
(fire_exit, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26, closed)
She wasn't always hungry.
She always had my penis to chew on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:29, closed)
So she was
always hungry.
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:33, closed)
badum tish!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:35, closed)
Waahheyyyy
Now post this here www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:36, closed)
I don't know why I'm doing this . . .
www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1453011
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:44, closed)
Well
because of this www.b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1452961

0-o
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:53, closed)

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