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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Football horror
So I play 5-a-side, have done for years. I was never the best player but played a decent standard. I was playing one time against a side called The Daddies, and they were a really good side - technically gifted, strong in the tackle, brutish. But decent.

So we're playing well, it's a close game and we're having to play at our best to compete, me especially.

Ball falls to me about halfway - I carry it on ten yards and line up to strike the ball. "Don't worry" their skipper shouts as he closes me down. I shoot, harmlessly high.

"That one's SHIT" he finishes

Left me in the gutter
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:24, 1 reply)

I have used a similar line for YEARS! I find that newer folks get easily intimidated by anyone who can fake like they know what they're doing it. I exploit this whenever I can, but expose the trickery in others when it suits me. Did you just lose a 50/50 ball to Mr. Used To Be Varsity? Then that's me yelling at you "THAT'S YOUR BALL! Get that back! HE'S NOT THAT GOOD!"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:40, closed)

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