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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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Walking home from school with a big boned friend
Him, miserable and downcast on the walk.

Me: 'Chin up Dan'

Me, as he does so: 'No, the other one'
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:32, 4 replies)
He was miserable and downcast because you constantly bullied about his weight

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:42, closed)
No, it was because one of his best mate got a nosh from the girl he fancied

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:49, closed)
But everyone knows that fat people are jolly
... so a bit of bullying-inspired misery cancels that out and restores cosmic balance. Which is a good thing, obviously.
(ubergeekian, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:01, closed)

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