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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Beware of search engines
I started typing "neuroscience" in Google today and the first result was "neuroscience for kids" so I pointed this out to my colleagues. "Oh, it must have known it was you searching!" quipped one of them.

Hilarious.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:02, 4 replies)
well it's not rocket surgery, is it?

(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:34, closed)
What's the difference between a doctor and a brain surgeon?
One's... not exactly brain surgery, and the other IS! BRAIN! SURGERY!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:59, closed)
Oh c'mon
It's not like a neuro-scientist is going to use a drill or an angle grinder (with the proper attachments) ever.
Right?
Seeing a Karcher set up on the wall prior to my surgery & asking about it made me ask.
My orthopaedic surgeon was using a battery operated drill & what not. Not even a DeWalt!
I was the guy that suggested that since they already had an oxygen supply they could use pneumatic devices to save them some time & money.
Rattle-gun on your bones anyone?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:37, closed)
I'd have thought
a decent set of spoons would be about all they really need, once they got the top of your head off.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:53, closed)

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