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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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pride comes before a major fall....
Our usual group of lads and girls in the uni bar, as it's late on the conversation is well south of the gutter, somehow we end up comparing penis size in terms of wildly inaccurate metaphors.

In response to a severe and unfair under-rating of my man-bits by my mate, I declare drunkenly to all and sundry "Like the Titanic, more like!"

To which my other mate's girlfriend replies "Didn't that go down on it's maiden voyage?

No length joke, obviously.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

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