Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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the funniest thing about thisis the use of the word "girlfriend".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:58,
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No, the funniest thing about thisis his retort to his then-girlfriend. By correcting her, he only serves to reinforce her accusation of his pedantry!
These aren't as funny when you have to explain them.
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no no nothe funniest thing about this is him trying to claim that he has or has ever had a girlfriend.
please do try to keep up, there's a lovely colonel... x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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No, they are not, are they?It stops you having the laugh at the person missing the point completely, doesn't it?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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i think he was pretending to miss the pointthat i was pretending to miss
either that or you are pretending to miss him missing me missing it.
or something.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48,
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I don't get what you are trying to say here.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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I can think of lots of caseswhere someone put someone else down by saying "as if YOU'D ever have a girlfriend!" or some variation on that.
Apart from rachelswipe, all of them happened in high school.
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