I think I am going to cry with shame at this.
When I was about 12, my mum walked into my bedroom without knocking.

I was on my hands and knees on the bed, seeing if I could bend my cock round to touch my arse.

Edit: OK, I may as well go the whole truth, as I am sure it was obvious anyway. I was seeing if I could put it in my arse.


*curls up and dies*


(she didn't leave a cup of tea)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:52, 11 replies)

So......
Could you?
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:59, closed)

Like fuck I could,
.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:05, closed)

Even seeing you
in person, nissed as a pewt, this is still relatively disturbing.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:08, closed)

I am so sorry
I do kind of regret sharing this already.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)

I hope this is true
*hopes*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:16, closed)

Depressingly so
I feel a bit ill sat at my desk remembering it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:17, closed)

I salute you Scarpe for your honesty.
You should try it again now. Your cock should be bigger than when you were 12.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:19, closed)

And
his arsehole. Eew.
(Rsoles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03, closed)

You poor sod. You've not discovered your prostate, have you?
(Musuko, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:52, closed)

Me?
Of course I have, it's the "Turbo" trigger on my porridge gun.
The grotto in which it dwells is not a fragrant, scenic location though.
(Rsoles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:05, closed)

Ha!
Its always good to examine your prostate, mate! click!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, closed)