The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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I think I am going to cry with shame at this.
When I was about 12, my mum walked into my bedroom without knocking.
I was on my hands and knees on the bed, seeing if I could bend my cock round to touch my arse.
Edit: OK, I may as well go the whole truth, as I am sure it was obvious anyway. I was seeing if I could put it in my arse.
*curls up and dies*
(she didn't leave a cup of tea)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:52,
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So......
Could you?
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bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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Like fuck I could,
.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:05,
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Even seeing you
in person, nissed as a pewt, this is still relatively disturbing.
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Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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I am so sorry
I do kind of regret sharing this already.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:14,
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I hope this is true
*hopes*
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:16,
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Depressingly so
I feel a bit ill sat at my desk remembering it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:17,
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I salute you Scarpe for your honesty.
You should try it again now. Your cock should be bigger than when you were 12.
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girlinthehole, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:19,
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And
his arsehole. Eew.
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Rsoles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03,
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You poor sod. You've not discovered your prostate, have you?
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Musuko, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:52,
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Me?
Of course I have, it's the "Turbo" trigger on my porridge gun.
The grotto in which it dwells is not a fragrant, scenic location though.
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Rsoles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:05,
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Ha!
Its always good to examine your prostate, mate! click!
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SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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