Spanky beat me to boning a giant woman.
No point going over what is essentially the same story only with different people!

I can't tell the next worst thing I've done with my penis as my brother reads b3ta.

So the next worst thing I have done with my penis? Probably use it to stir my Dad's tea after I found out he was using the internet to cheat on my Mom.

Purely because it really fucking hurt and I should have done it to his orange juice or something less scalding hot!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:20, 8 replies)

using the enternet?
.. had he fashioned it into a big penis?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:24, closed)

"Spanky beat me to boning a giant woman."
I didn't realise you were queueing up for her...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:40, closed)

She hides outside pubs and clubs
Just waiting for the suitably inebriated to pounce on!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:00, closed)

Sounds a bit like me
With my long brown coat and my rag.

"Excuse me, do you think this rag smells of chloroform...?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, closed)

I have a similar one.
"Does this taste like Rohypnol to you?"
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:41, closed)

Amateur!
You should have wiped your knob around the rim of the cup instead of dipping it in hot tea.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:02, closed)

Strange...
I'm usually sloppy seconds...
( SpankyHanky, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:13, closed)

I wonder...
... what Freud would have to say about this. His brain would probably assplode.
(Papa Chocolat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:43, closed)