It's not big and it's not clever

My mate T, was once out on a bit of a bender.

At the ned of the night he thought he would purchase a healthy and nutritious kebab and as he arrived at the kebab van there were a couple of local lasses waiting for their order.

T thought it would be funny to waggle his willy at them.

"Wheeyyy, woooo" he proudly sang.


To which they coldly replied, "So that's what a micro-penis looks like." before disappearing into the night.


You would think that T would have learnt his lesson instead he always makes sure he has a semi before flashing girls now.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:39, 2 replies)

Clicky...
...as I almost destroyed my keyboard with tea!
(Squash, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:45, closed)

He should have asked
if their kebab was badly packed.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:06, closed)